Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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