The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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