i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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