what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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