remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
