He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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