So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Randomize
