Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
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