Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
50% drunk capacity currently
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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