I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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