Nicole vs. Life
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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