you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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