Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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