Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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