your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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