so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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