i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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