just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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