It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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