Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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