I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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