She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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