you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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