I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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