You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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