i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Farmville is her only friend.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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