Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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