We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
