I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize