I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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