The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Randomize
