after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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