Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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