Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He had one of those small greek statue penises
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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