After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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