I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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