what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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