dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
