that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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