I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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