I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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