Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Randomize