I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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