i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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