I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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