oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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