my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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