yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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