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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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