He kissed a someone with a penis
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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