Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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