I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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